My mom decided to let me know it was time for a new blog. Problem is I usually don't write unless I feel like I have something worth writing about. These deep thoughts don't come very often, but when they do, I write them down and everyone who reads thinks I am very deep, smart, and thoughtful. This post won't be one of those. This will be a post where you read it and think "Why in the world is this guy allowed to write stuff for the whole world to read?" (That is if the other posts didn't already make you think that.) But anyway, that's how it goes. So there's your disclaimer. I'm sitting here listening to Lecrae and typing whatever pops up in my head. Well, not whatever pops up. Maybe one day I'll write a stream of consciousness post. That would blow your mind and probably mine too. I have no idea what goes on up there. I don't know that I want to figure it out either. Anyway, in case you were wondering, I'm doing fine. I'm pretty amped that I finally found some people who will play Risk with me. I'm gonna take over the world. The board game world. I'm gonna be all jacked up on Mountain Dew and the opposing forces will have no idea what happened. I'll be like Sherman through Georgia. Except I'm not gonna literally burn the board because then I would have to buy a new one. If you are still reading, I congratulate you and also question your sanity. I would also advise you to go out and find friends so you'll have better things to do with your time. But thanks for reading anyway.
In conclusion, this post has shown that Caleb Osborne has written a new post (Osborne line 1). It has also shown that he should not be writing things for people to read (lines 6-7) and that he will conquer the world while jacked up on Mountain Dew (lines 16-20)....... So I will end with the idea that my life is great and so is yours. Remember that.
p.s. - here's a brand new haiku straight from my noggin.
Five syllables please.
Next comes seven in a row.
Five more ends haiku.
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